shut the podcast up: my first day at Gentille Alouette

wake up kitties. it’s a new day called sunday and i just started my new job.
feels like the first day of school, but with better music and more clothes than i can shake my claws at. hello dress-up bitches.
so i made y’all a video. shit’s cool, editorial, local, sustainable and just fuckin’ AWESOME. so come check me out.
227 carrall street. vancouver. bc. CANADA.

meow.meow.bitches.

click this shit: fashematics

okay. sometimes shit is just so clever that it is useless to try to really.describe it in a well put together, but ultimately futile meaningful sentence.
here it is.

click this shit: fashematics
fashion + mathematics = fashematics
reminds me of that book where they added words together in literary mathematics at a place called Wayside School. i read the strangest shit when i was a wee one.

design me bitch: Andreia Chaves

kitties.
i am seriously floored by the shit that is coming out of the head of Andreia Chaves. take a dip into her imagination.

*thanks to http://www.cyantrendland.com for the image*

click this shit: Aniomagic

click this shit kitties. Aniomagic.
who love crafting? who loves blinking lights? who loves making their fantastic evening gown into a walking ipod remote?
SIGN ME UP.
this is truly fashion and technology at the crossroads of TOTALLY FUCKIN AWESOME.

thanks to Aniomagic for image.

i want. i need. i covet. : Debra Baxter – Crystal Brass Knuckles

kitties.
is this shit for real? hello. why aren’t these issued to everyone, everywhere, all-the-time. welcome to the fuckin’ FANTASTIC high femme, fierce as all hell, Crystal Brass Knuckles.

thanks to ffffound.com

do you see what i hear: Lady Gaga – Bad Romance

hey bitches.
okay. okay. i know i am super late on the last train that left for Lady Gaga land, but this video gets more ridic each day that passes us buy. if SOLELY for the alexander mcqueen arch-stretching shoes… then what?

seriously. this gets a two paws in the air.
the future is now and obviously lady gaga is seeing it through the acid trip lens of the present.

meow.meow. bitches.

i want. i need. i covet. the solar panel LED pearl necklace.

whoa. ok. i am not much of a super sale on pearls (they are hot on few and wistfully make me reminiscent of refined morals) BUT.

LED. PEARL-like. NECKLACE. powered by rad. totally awesome. athena-esque adorned solar panels.
SIGN ME UP.
i want. i need. i covet.

necklace by Mae Yokoyama

click this shit: Fashion Me Green and the Uniform Project

ok. kitties. this shit is for real. i have decided to get a bit more organized in my fashion, clusterfuck of a head warp around the industry sort of way. if that makes any sense and i still have you then awesome.
to make things even easier than a slippery slope downwards, i have decided to focus my areas of superb interest into more slightly less jumbled areas of interest. here ya go. here is my master plan. welcome to it.

click this shit: websites to gander that are involved in the awesome of all awesome fashion + technology wise
i want. i need. i covet. : items of specific glory that need to ostracized and magnified in all of their damned glory.
WTF: pretty explanatory. what. the. fuck. fashion. future.
design me bitch: designers that are all around killing. it. in a major way. major.
do you see what i hear: music videos that are just bringing it all to the table. fashion. technology. future. all the shit.

thanks for listening. you. kick. ass. and now on to our regularly scheduled blog post.

Hot One Inch Action stands large with the creative ones..

Hello kitties.

I like buttons. You like buttons. I *really* like buttons. in fact i went to the Taboo Sex Show just to get a Terminal City Rollergirls button. which is only a half truth: i actually went to the Taboo Sex Show to TALK to the Terminal City Rollergirls and the button-getting was just a bonus secondary action. Fuck. yea. for bonuses.

Back to buttons. buttons are awesome. tiny, cool, and you can stick them virtually anywhere (animals and computer excluded). plus they can display fun mini art visions, words, business cards, faces, virtually anything you can fit on a button (there are no exceptions to this one!) Welcome to the table: Hot One Inch Action.

So the perfect recipe is buttons + art + TRADING….. wha? i d.o.n.t. want to trade my buttons. damn you. well, okay… but only for that one.

I want : the necklace that could kick my ass.

hello my kitties.

i have actually found a necklace that could and would (if cornered in a dark alley on a stormy night) kick my ass. like this necklace is so BADASS that my fierce self would not.stand.a.chance.

plus, this necklace does all the cool things like incorporate juxtaposing elements precious metal shaped like bullets and rare raw gem stones. hello people.. meet the badass necklace called the Moonage Daydream Collar.

(by Henry Mounser; courtesy of the NY Times)